(No, Sweetie, I didn't write this either. It came in the same mail as the "woman" one.)
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohican with your hair.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
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Reminiscent post. The opening line applies short of "leave them in a pile". Hereon, it is "walk naked to laundry basket and target practise tossing clothes into basket using toes". You see, a straight score of all clothing items renders all the rest till "Get in the shower" as redundant. No other proof of masculinity is needed when you KNOW you've outscored Magic Johnson.
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