LCD TV

Overheard in a shopping mall:

"Dear, shall we get one of those?" he says, pointing to a humongous 50-inch LCD TV on Special Discount.

"Yeah, right. And we will have to sit in the Tan's front porch across the road to watch CSI." Said the wife. "Why dont we get this one?" She said, pointing to a 26-incher.

He pouted like an M.P. forced to apologise for making a sexist remark [1] [2] in Parliament: "If we wanted something that size, we might as well buy a regular TV" he said;
"You can't call it conspicuous consumption if it isn't conspicuous enough....."

For those who are interested, I found this LCD TV buying guide, and heres how to buy an LCD TV in 8 easy steps.